Half Man! Half Burger! - Eastbourne

Been a customer of both Eastbourne and hastings for years, love this place and long may it continue!

I was really excited for this one, a trip out of Brighton into the unknown. A sneak peak at the menu before hand had me salivating for a Gonzo Burger! Whilst I waited for the rest of the gang to navigate the one way route and parking restrictions on the road the waitress bought me a pale ale which had a fruity flavour that was very refreshing. After the rest of the gang turn up and ordered the food came out surprisingly quickly which suggested it was pre made or being kept warm and therefore I think the taste suffered. Meat patties weren't all that great for flavour, one of our group suggesting it had a bit of a eurosausage undertone that wasn't all that satisfying. Buns were a bit soggy from all the grease before you started to eat, once again suggesting the kept warm theory. Rosemary fries, clever idea but poorly executed. As once again they had no bite or crunch, still at least we could dip them and I'm glad we did because we were certainly charged for the bbq dip oddly the mayo was free, which just seemed petty on the bill. Looking around you could see that it was very popular on a Friday evening as most tables were taken and people were popping in for takeaways however the decor was a little non descriptive. Posters down stairs looked very much like a 7 bone copy cat idea and it could do with establishing its own personality. All in all a very forgettable burger and experience which was a big shame. I guess the lack of competition for trendy burger joint in Eastbourne is keeping the bar low in comparison to the rest of the south coast.

We visit regularly and always welcomed by amazing and friendly staff! Guest burgers are always inventive and tasty and a huge range of burgers including loads of vegan/veggie options. Chilli cheese fries are super tasty and overall composition of burgers are well thought out. Great value for money and a consistently great meal!

Finally had a chance to try HM!HB! after being recommended by family and friends who have eaten here. It lived up to expectations! Restaurant was packed so were glad we 'd booked. Our group enjoyed the monthly special 'Super Curry Animal ' burger as well as the regular 'Gonzo ' burgers. The 'Half Man Half Brother ' locally brewed ale lived up to the description of a 'crazy amount of flavour ' with what I 'd describe as a fruity lime note. Rounded meal off with the Snickers pie which was also very good. Staff very friendly and helpfully suggested we share some fries around the group which was helpful.

Another great meal, burgers cooked to perfection, juicy and tasty, chilli beef loaded fries cannot be beaten and all for a very reasonable price. We will be back again soon