The Greene Turtle Sports Grille - Olney

The worst cheesesteak I’ve ever eaten in my entire life I wish I was joking. Reminds me of middle school cafeteria food. Granted I’ll take the blame for ordering a cheesesteak at a place most likely known for their bar food but I’m baffled as to how someone messed up a cheesesteak. There was absolutely 0 seasoning and the cheese was the only redeeming quality if you could even call it that. I’m extremely disappointed and extremely uninspired. Absolute tragedy of a dish. One thing I won’t knock is the customer service, the server and hostess were very kind but I can’t get over that atrocity of a meal.

I asked for a cab And they took my ID in the back And photocopied

The turtle is a great place to unwind and relax. Happy hour prices are outstanding. Dani is a wonderful bartender who always is very attentive. She’s fantastic!

Dani is a great bartender. My happy hour beers never run

Having run a couple of businesses myself I know a little about good service . Dani has always been the best . Along with her wonderful personality and cheerfulness comes good service . I sometimes come up just because I know she’s working. Please keep her for as long as possible. J.p