Mollies Famous Cafe

This restaurant is a perfect choice if you're not particularly hungry. After about 15 minutes of waiting to place your order, they'll finally notice you. But instead of the rare steak you requested, you'll receive it cooked medium well. The eggs you wanted cooked over medium will be overly runny, and the huevos rancheros will taste like it's straight from a can. I'll probably never find out which type of cow my filet mignon came from, but I suspect it was discovered near the train tracks by the restaurant. If you don't have a discerning palate and are just looking for cheap, lackluster food, then this place is for you. If you enjoy your food fried in a way that makes you feel your arteries hardening the moment it arrives, head on over to Mollie's. It only takes a moment to squeeze the two ounces of margarine from your English muffin. I have to believe that the person who recommended this place secretly despises me and wants to ruin my dining experience. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cook is in on it too.